Unspirational 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar

It's Never Too Late to Quit!

Perfect for cynics, realists, and everyone sick of toxic positivity, producer and internet wit Elan Gale's unapologetically snarky anti-affirmations prove that sarcasm is the ultimate self-care.

Not everyone's here to "live, laugh, love." For those of us who prefer to roll our eyes and keep it moving, Elan Gale's Unspirational 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar delivers a darkly funny year of cranky quips, bitter truths, and hilariously unhelpful "inspirations" that skewer the soft-focus positivity of traditional affirmations.

Specifications

• Year: 12 months (January to December 2027)
• Page size: 11.7cm x 11.7cm, Box size: 13cm x 3.3cm x 13cm
• Format: Day-to-day Boxed
• Number of pages: 640

Features

• No single-use plastic
• Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Printed on FSC-certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-colour tear-off pages
• Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
• Day/Date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Daily sarcastic 'unspirational' messages that mock delusional positivity and sentimental affirmations.

Why You'll Love It

• Enjoy sarcastic quotes and irreverent humour that pokes fun at traditional motivation
• delivers daily laughs and witty observations
• perfect for fans of dark humour and workplace comedy
• a unique desk companion

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